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Coronavirus Rhapsody (Queen COVID​-​19 Parody)

from Coronavirus Rhapsody by SHELTER SKELTER

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"Coronavirus Rhapsody" parody lyrics by Dana Jay Bein
Original Lyrics Thread:
https://twitter.com/danajaybein/status/1240307541491494912?s=20

CORONAVIRUS RHAPSODY

Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality

Don’t touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize quickly
I’m just a poor boy
no job security
Because of easy spread
even though
washed your hands
laying low
I look out the window
the curve doesn’t look flatter to me
to me

Mama,
just killed a man
I didn’t stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he’s dead
Mama, life was so much fun
but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague

Mama, oooooh
Didn’t mean to make them die
If I’m not back to work this time tomorrow
carry on
carry on
as if people didn’t matter

oo late
My time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
body’s aching all the time
goodbye everybody
I’ve got the flu
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

mama, oooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all

I see a little silhouette of a man
what a douche, what a douche
did he even wash his hands though
security is tightening
very very frightening me
Gotta lay low
(gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low
(gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low
masturbate
Masturbate O O O O

I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY
spare him his life from this monstrosity

Touch your face, wash your hands
Will you wash your hands?
BISMILLAH NO
WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS!
(WASH YOUR HANDS!)
BISMILLAH
WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS!
(WASH YOUR HANDS)
BISMILLAH
WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS!
(WASH YOUR HANDS)
WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS!
(WASH YOUR HANDS)
WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS!
(never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh)
No no no no no no no
Oh mama mia, mama mia
(mama mia wash your hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me
for meeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby
Just gotta stay home
Just gotta stay home with my fever

oooooh
ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Curving can get flatter
Anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you’ll see

Just look out your windows….

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from Coronavirus Rhapsody, released March 31, 2020

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SHELTER SKELTER Los Angeles, California

Shelter Skelter is the first single from Shelter Skelter. Shelter Skelter is a remote studio band compromised of multi- instrumentalist producers Fernando Perdomo, Timmy Sean, and Nick Bertling while self-quarantining in their home studios due to the COVID-19 pandemic. ... more

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